You had a good run, but there’s only so long being too stubborn to die will get you. You lost an eye. Then your hearing. Then both thyroids. Then the use of one leg. (I’m pretty sure the peeing everywhere was through choice. That was just a power-play to remind us who was boss.)

In a time when everything sucks already, it seems appropriate that my wife and I have to announce that we have decided to separate.

2020, and things that are to come

So here we are in the roaring twenties. What are we expecting in the next twelve months?